National Day Preview was really interesting. This post is written by Joshua ( simulated ). The experience of watching the shows put up by the various groups of the public, were relatively less effective than last years, in which the previous years performances were of much better standard than sleeping pills, never failing to put me to sleep after the eagerly anticipated 21 gun salute and the march past. This years Red Devils were really cool and the flying performances were equally entralling, managing to keep my neck at an awful 180 degrees trying to have a full view of those foolhardy parachute men who have faulty shoes in which red steam stem out from, polluting the environment. =) Just kidding. The F-16s pilots had probably taken a box or two of headache panadols, before they embarked on their sprialling and twising stunts to impress the audience, who as usual were twisting their necks at unhealthy angles of between 180 degrees to 270 degrees :D. The commentator was so entralling I felt like an F-16 pilot myself with him on board my plane, and that I would not hesitate in throwing that chatterbox off my plane so that he could find another job as a geographer, desribing beautiful mother earth from an appetising height of 1000m, before crashing down to reality and contributing to NTUC's latest brand of raspberry jam. Anyone for the Navy? A seemingly harmless barge ROARED into life at the end of the preview(simulated), firing pyrotechnic rounds into the air, like German 81mm mortars making a stand at Stalingrad against the Red Army, I was so fascinated I didn't know what to see, the beautiful fireworks popping up in the air, or the active barge who was acting like a spolit brat belching his breakfast,lunch and dinner of the past two weeks out at us. Overall, it was a really nice performance, but there was quite a number of screwups which were, obvious enough that even a half blind old man sitting 400m away could spot merrily and laugh about it. I saw a girl try unsucessfully to clamber like a bear on her male partner's back, before sliding down like a Kolar Bear on a bamboo stick. =) Poor thing. The stimulated arrivals of the Lee&Lee made the audience laugh, with two poor soldiers having to carry a signpost which represented the MPs. I bet they would never have the chance again to carry the whole of Singapore's parliment in one hand, later some PAP cadre sue them for indecent touching. But of course, the view was much nicer than at the National Stadium, with Singapore's magnificent INTEGRATED RESORT for our full consumption!! ( Under construction). Haha it I could imagine the beautiful hotels, the numerous tourists, and the moneygobbling Casino, but with a loud "CLASHBANG" I was jolted from cloud nine, to see a full array of construction vehicles and foreign talent from India and bangladesh, working to build a building in which people could go throw money at. haha I don't see the point of gambling. Those gamblers must be like me, fail math so they can't calculate odds. Want to lose money then give me, at least I MIGHT smile back when you give me $9456847564985746. Unlike the roulette table which would just give you more cards and numbers, with the robotic face of the casino machines enticing you with clinkclink of their metallic credits. =)

Okay, its time for the supernerd to go mug